Keeping Me in Stitches

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Apples and Wine

A wonderful person posted this on the Atlas Quest messageboards! Just wanted to share it with more people!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes,and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

5 Comments:

  • At 3:11 AM, Blogger Julia said…

    Awesome. I'm so going to e-mail this to my friends. :D

     
  • At 8:04 PM, Blogger RandomNotions said…

    love it! made me chuckle out loud like a dork in public...

     
  • At 7:13 PM, Blogger Jadielady said…

    Hahahhaha that is the best thing I have ever read!!
    To make a small addition, sometimes the good apples at the top get tired of waiting, and just leap to the ground, where the laziest of men just walk by and either pick it up or step on it!!

     
  • At 8:13 AM, Blogger Moon Torbett said…

    As if wine didn't already make me giggle, I'll think of this the next time I open a bottle, lol.
    That *was* a good one, thanks!

     
  • At 3:49 PM, Blogger LoriAngela said…

    This was a big hit on my nursing unit.Thanks.

     

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